Madness in My Mind
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Fantastic film. Elegant in it’s simplicity.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

philphys:

“Sometimes we have to avoid thinking about the problems life presents. Otherwise we’d suffocate.”

-Hiroshima Mon Amour (1959)

collegehumor:

Flowchart: How Long Would You Survive in a Horror Movie
Stephen Emrick

Stephen Emrick

criminalwisdom:

From the desk of Victor Lustig, the man who sold the Eiffel Tower:

  1. Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that gets a con-man his coups).
  2. Never look bored.
  3. Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them.
  4. Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones.
  5. Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up unless the other fellow shows a strong interest.
  6. Never discuss illness, unless some special concern is shown.
  7. Never pry into a person’s personal circumstances (they’ll tell you all eventually).
  8. Never boast. Just let your importance be quietly obvious.
  9. Never be untidy.
  10. Never get drunk.

(Source: learnedastronomer)

This man’s a genius.

This man’s a genius.